A dress is like a barbed fence; It protects the premises without restricting the view!

Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop.

A good discussion is like a miniskirt; Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject!

Your village just called, their missing their idiot!

In some cultures what I do is considered normal.

Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas.

Act your age and not your shoe size

Call me anytime… I won't be home.

Its not an attitude, its the way I am!

Roses are red violets are blue
Sugar is sweet and so are you,
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead
The sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

Anger is only one letter short of dAnger.

I’ve always got somethin’ to say, u don’t like it stay outta my way!!!

Don't think of it as losing, think of it as getting beat by a girl

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap buttered toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I'm not shy, I just don’t like you.

If you treat a woman like an object that is just wrong.
But if you treat an object like a woman that is just disgusting

Normal people worry me

Insanity is just anger put to good use!

A stupid mind is a terrible thing to waste

My mother told me not to talk to strangers. I never talk to myself anymore.

Go away... I have enough friends all ready

Before you decide to live by the "early bird" policy, find out whether you're the bird or the worm.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

No one can tell me what to do,
It’s my life and I’ll live it the way I want to.

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if u press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Silence is golden...but shouting is fun!

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.

An answer to that nagging question... I let the dogs out!!

EVIL is just LIVE spelled backwards

He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw

The oposite sex is the most dangerous and addictive drug out there, but the high is unlike anything else

CLICK YOUR HEELS AND SAY "I NEED A LIFE, I NEED A LIFE"
You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefullness, but still, like air, I'll rise.

I am independent and abusive... stay out of my way.

The truth is... you could slit my throat, and with my one last gasping breath.. I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt

Promises mean everything, but after they're broken sorry means nothing.

Behind my smile..are the things you will n e v e r understand

Don't be afraid I am always near, right by you to catch every tear, watching over you with lots of love, your guardian angel from up above.

A woman still remembers the first kiss long after the man has forgotten the last

Some say bitch, some say hoe - But unless you know the real me, you really don't know!

Iced Out..Chromed Out.. Bugged Out Is U Wen I Walk Thru Dat Door

Smilin for no reason.. but that's okay b/c I'm happy wit what I got and I'm not regrettin what I supposedly lost

Why Does Everything In The Past Seem Not Worth The Pain Of Today?

I Still Got Time 2 Figure Out Wat I Wanna B No Need 2 Rush Me I'll Find Out Who I Am When It Comes 2 That

Do you ever notice how all those nice guys who are right for you..they never make your stomach flip flop

I had a dream that I still loved u - I THINK I WOKE UP SCREAMING!

You’d be pretty good-lookin’ if it wasn’t for your face.

DONT LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE

I don’t swim in your toilet so don’t pee in my pool!

Sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them.

If its a good idea, go ahead and do it, its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If Barbie is so popular, then why do u have to buy her friends?

One out of every four people are retarded. Check three of your friends, if they're okay than you're it!

Sex is a body-contact sport. It is safer to watch but more fun to play.

If love isn't a game then why do PLAYAS find the constant need to SCORE?

Never trust a playa, for all they do is play with your heart.

Angels are there for you even when everyone else hates you.

I think that the world would be a better place if those darned kids would just give the silly rabbit his Trix!

Please don’t take offense of what I have to say, If you died I wouldn’t cry cause you never loved me anyway

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming it on you

Stop honkin your horns stop callin my name I aint fallen for ya game

You thought you broke my heart, you thought you made my cry… I guess u should know by now... not every playa is a guy.

A conclusion is what you've come to when you reach the point where you can't think anymore.

I prefer to describe my profession as that of a contemporary antropological interactive observer, because it has just the right amount of flair. Besides "stalker" is such an ugly word... and its not stalking unless you hide.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused

Ya'll look at me and say
"Girl u've been blessed"

But ya'll can't see the inside
Of my unhappiness

Whatever you are doing, love yourself for doing it, whatever you are feeling, love yourself for feeling it.

What's the point of trying when you know nothing will ever work out?

Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.

I hope you got all the answers and you've come to understand That people and things are always going to change And you can't stop them now.

She screams in silence. A sullen riot penetrating through her mind. Waiting for a sign to smash the silence with the brick of self control.

Never regret who you are......only what you have become.

I like the way I feel, nothing hurts when no ones real

You know who I am, what I do, and what I want, but you do not know me

They say, that which does not kill you only makes you stronger. Well maybe some of us are sick and tired of being so dang strong.

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers

I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiled...The one who could brighten up your day, Even if she couldn't brighten her own.

There's a smile on my face but I don't know why its there...I put it on to try and satisfy all the people that don't even care.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools

I don't wish to be everything to everyone... but to be something to someone.

You think cause he's not mine you can throw it in my face, well think again honey cause you'll never take my place.

I asked you once
I asked you twice
Stay away from my man or pay the price
I'll make your life a livin hell
Don't think I will?
Ha... you don't know me very well!

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss? It sounds like a near hit to me!!

Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?

Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Do married people live longer than single people, or does it just SEEM longer?

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

I thought I could trust you, you said you wouldn't lie, but then you ran off wit my guy!

Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?

War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.

I look at the moon and a single star, its makin me crazy wonderin where you are I reach out and touch that heavenly face. Open my hand and theres an empty space...

I'm like a good lil girl, an angel you could say, an innocent lil angel, every single day, I may act like a devil, but I'm an angel deep inside, an innocent little angel, in a really good disguise!

First you see his *real eyes* then you realize that the only thing he's about is *real lies*

When ur X gets ova you in da blink of an eye You kno it was right to dump him and say Buh Bye!

A girl will only take so much, and now hunny, your time is up!!

To my knowledge the only people that are perfect are those I like, even though the one person right in front of me who I never seemed to notice is the most perfect one of all.

It’s more than a feeling, when I hear that old song they used to play

I'm strong enough, to live without you ,strong enough and I quit crying long enough cause I'm strong enough to know - you gotta go!

Its your life, and you can do what you wanna do
Do what you like, but please dont keep me waitin
Please dont keep me waitin
Cause I'm so tired, tired of waitin, tired of waitin for you

Trippin hard fallin down onto the ground
Cause I cant stand up and I cant fall down and I'm somewhere in the middle of this

I’m not that chained up little person still in love with you, And so you feel like droppin’ in and just expect me to be free...
But now I’m savin’ all my lovin’ for someone who’s lovin’ me*

If at first you don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught, and then lie.

If you can't lower heaven, raise hell

Buy me another drink. You're still ugly.

"If you can't convince them, confuse them."

Outright I rest my case
Some people are just straight two-faced

Sometimes I wish I was a butterfly
So when times get tough
All I gotta do is flap my wings
And fly away from here

What you don’t know can’t hurt you
Its what you suspect that fucks everything up

What this girl needs Is that worthy homie
The one to kiss n love and hold me
Treat me with respect and
Never leave me lonely

Skater boys
Skater girls
Screw the diamonds
Screw the pearls
Forget the love
Forget the hate
Give me a board
And let me skate

Talkin shit thinkin you mad clever
Jus shows everyone else you have no life
What so ever

I say what I wanna say, do what I wann do
And if you gotta problem with me I got two words
Fuck you

Girl I'm gonna give you some advice
If you start with me watch out
Cause my boys aren't nice

We were good friends but now you're gone
I know that I did nothing wrong
You were always there for me and I was there for you
But now it's over and I guess we're through

You think you got game girl you think you all that
I know personally that your shit is wack
You took my friendship for granted, now you'll pay
I'll get you back for all that backstabbin someday

If those people only knew how much I disrespect them
They'd thank me for hiding it

Boy shes now your girl
So there aint no point to be trippin over you
So I'm gonna move on, be strong, and find someone new

I loved you with all my heart
But I'm gonna give up from now on and be
Smart

I now see how you playin this game
All ya wantin is the sex, damn its lame
You made me suffer when you put us at an end
Now you go out with my best fiend
Why you gotta do this shit?
You hurt her you'll be straight up hit

When he's all you think about
Dream about
Talk about
And the reason you're living
That's when you know you need a life!

I'm tired of feelin like I don't matter
Fuck you hataz it aint you I gotta flatter
Y'all jus jealous cause I got what you don't
A guy that's down for me and hurt me?
Naw, he won't.

You call me a bitch
I take it as a compliment
I call you a bitch
And I only mean it in the worst way

Some say I should get over you
Sometimes I think I should too
But others say we're meant to be
I guess we'll have to wait and see

Y'all are supposed to be my girls
The ones I trust more than anyone in the world
So what ya tryin to do, messin wit me and my man
You aint gonna break us, so why are ya tryin as best as you can?

It aint right what you're doin to me
Y'all know that he's my meant to be
So why you gotta make me choose
I dunno if its my man or my friends I wanna lose

You were always my girl
But now you're wastin time on him
I wish I could turn back the clocks
When you still had time for your friends

I say what I wanna say, do what I wann do
And if you gotta problem with me I got two words
Fuck you

Girl I'm gonna give you some advice
If you start with me watch out
Cause my boys aren't nice

We were good friends but now you're gone
I know that I did nothing wrong
You were always there for me and I was there for you
But now it's over and I guess we're through

You think you got game girl you think you all that
I know personally that your shit is wack
You took my friendship for granted, now you'll pay
I'll get you back for all that backstabbin someday

If those people only knew how much I disrespect them
They'd thank me for hiding it

I'd roll for you
Throw fists for you
Kill gangsta bitches for you
Even get dissed for you
All because
You stayed true

How many licks?
Mr Owl said three
You gotta be kiddin me...
(It takes a lot more to please me)

It's true the way I feel
Was promised by your face
The sound of your voice
Painted on my memories
Even if you're not with me
I'm with you

Thugs be sayin shorti
You rock my world..
Let's make it you and me
Forget about my girl

Whether its Stiletto heels or Puma sneaks
This girl damages your mind so you cant speak

We top up
Never gonna stop
Me n my bitches
Gonna make ya drop

It feels really good to finally be able to say I don't want him, but it feels even better to say I don't need him.

While you're sittin at home one night Thinkin of what you coulda had I'll be out havin fun cause baby That was your bad

I cried today. Not because I miss you or even wanted you but because I finally realized I'm gonna be alright without you.

How can I find time to figure out the way I feel, when I’m too focused on helping everyone else figure out themselves?

Someday when you are wondering if you will ever find someone who will really love you.... you'll look back at me and you'll realize I did and that's the day you'll regret walking away from me.

I'm not gonna chase you around all the time lookin for you. Eventually I'm gonna move on and forget all about you. Eventually you'll want me back but by then it'll be too late.

I still miss my ex....but my aim's improving

You said you didn’t hate me and that I was your friend and now your making it end. You broke my heart you so called friend and now that you left it can’t mend. So why are you and your friends calling me a hoe… Oh that's right… it’s cause they don’t know the truth that you’re a freakin’ homo!

I truly belived I could never let go, I thought I loved you but now I know, I was so blind I couldn't see, that u never ever cared about me!! You're a jerk, a prick, a liar too, and I want u to know I am sooooooooo over you! I thought it could happen,but my feelings did pass and now you want me so honey kiss my ass.

If ya want to get laid....climb up a chickens ass and wait!

Y'all look at me and see innocence
But y'all have no clue what I've experienced

Beer...Helping ugly people get laid since 1892

Stop sweatin What you aint getting

Don't be afraid I am always near, right by you to catch every tear, watching over you with lots of love, your guardian angel from up above

Just A Reminder...God's last name is NOT "Damnit"

When you have come to the edge of all the light you know and are about to fall into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing that one of two things will happen: there will be something solid to stand on, or you will be taught how to fly...

"What would you do if every time you fell in love you had to say good-bye?"

Love can sometimes be *magic*..
But magic can sometimes be an *illusion*